A little polyamorous, panromantic, demisexual mouse who's been on this site too long. She/her, They/them Polyamorous Asexual Genderqueer loser 30

dailyfoodlovers:

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I’m putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that’s right mommy’s gotta go right now mommy’s gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they’re all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

mario-with-sunglasses:

mario-with-sunglasses:

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just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

okay I lied. that’s just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me

oscillatingheatpipe:

damnfool-of-a-took:

damnfool-of-a-took:

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you’ll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

  • Amazing Grace
  • Pokemon theme song
  • Gilligan’s Island theme
  • House of the Rising Sun
  • O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

dduane:

bronzeagecrafts:

princessmuk:

🚨⚠️ATTENTION FELLOW WRITERS⚠️🚨

If you use Google Docs for your writing, I highly encourage you to download your work, delete it from Google Docs, and transfer it to a different program/site, unless you want AI to start leeching off your hard work!!!

I personally have switched to Libre Office, but there are many different options. I recommend checking out r/degoogle for options.

Please reblog to spread the word!!

Crypt Pad can be an option too!

I don’t use Docs very much at all, but this looks like a good moment to take a sweep through my account and delete anything that’s in there.